Caption Contest!

Violent women’s sports. Seems like an oxymoron, but whatever. Let’s have fun with it in a “Caption Contest” where the winner will receive one of their slightly used sports bras.

Shawty Flexin’

If I were to create a list of the most unattractive things in the world, women’s bodybuilding would be numbers #1 – #3. Shit is gross. I don’t wanna see your fake silicon titties awkwardly sitting on top of your ginormous pecs. You look like ugly men trying to be cute. Knock it off.

Melo Out

Oh take a bite of the Melo bar! Sweet milk chocolate with the delicious gooey caramel….I wonder how many times he’s used that pickup line?

Corny Commercials: Superstar Treatment

Cut It Out

Oh what up Michigan State, I see you spend whatever free time you have in between hating Michigan and blowing Megatron to make a large Erin Andrews cutout. My guess is Michigan would have used one of her naked photos, but whatever. I’m just glad we got a before shot as opposed to what that cutout was likely covered in after the game….semen. I was getting at semen there.