Portis Said WHAT?

“You put a woman and you give her a choice of 53 athletes, somebody got to be appealing to her,” Clinton Portis said. “You know, somebody got to spark her interest, or she’s going to want somebody. I don’t know what kind of woman won’t, if you get to go and look at 53 men’s (bodies). … I know you’re doing a job, but at the same time, the same way I’m going to cut my eye if I see somebody worth talking to, I’m sure they do the same thing.”

— Redskins running back Clinton Portis after learning that Azteca TV reporter Ines Sainz was allegedly harassed at a New York Jets practice.

Freak Injuries: Oddibie McDowell

Talk about a warm welcome! At the Rangers’ annual welcome home luncheon, Oddibie McDowell attempted to butter a roll, but, instead, sliced his right hand, forcing him to the DL.

Sports Babes Of The Day: Screaming Eagles

The Polamalu Mural Car From YouDriveWhat.com

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#Snakeblood

A bunch of MLB all-stars were touring Taiwan after playing a few games against the Chinese Taipei national team, and they took full advantage of the culture. The baseball players were at a “night market,” and tried some shots of snake blood. And most of them really liked it, they said it tasted like “fruit juice mixed with a little bit of vodka.” Some of the guys pictured are LaTroy Hawkins of the Brewers, Curtis Granderson of the Yankees, Logan Morrison of the Marlins, and Ty Wigginton of the Rockies.