Who is this good looking guy you ask? Why that’s no other than the home run king/steroid king Barry Bonds. Even as a skinny, jheri-curled, bow tie wearing young man he looks like one of those assholes you would like to punch in the dick.
Why are hockey players hands down the toughest M-Fers in sports you ask? How about Duncan Keith in the 2010 Western Conference finals against San Jose when he took a slapshot to the face and lost 7 teeth! Keith went back in the locker room for some quick dental work, came back on the ice 7 minutes later and helped the Blackhawks win the game (and series) and then eventually winning the Stanley Cup. Although it was probably easier sipping champagne from the cup without those pesky teeth in the way!
More from the world of bored NBA players taking jobs away from people in a down economy: Amare Stoudamire working at Foot Locker. Okay, I know he isn’t working there he was just promoting his new $987 sneakers, or whatever the cost nowadays but I’m really getting to a point where I’d wish the NBA would just start back up so these guys didn’t have all this time on their hands.